Today was an interesting day even though it was way slow. I went in for my usual mid shift which is in the morning. It's nice. It's usually just me and my boss and we get the stock shipment done and shelved. She's really cool so it's not bad at all. We talk about a lot of stuff and get to check out the new toys and such before anyone else does.
It's always slow on these shifts but we still get interesting people and the usual creeps. This guy comes in today and I greet him. He practically flinched with pain when I acknowledged his presence in my place of work. I let him browse for a bit until I realized that he looked super lost. He looked confused and a tid flustered. I asked him if he needed any help with finding something. Was he looking for something specific? He shrugs and tells me that he's looking for a gift for his wife. It's almost their anniversary. OH HOW NIIIIIIIICE. So I said, "Oh great, do you need any suggestions or any help?" Well, little did I know that I had said something terribly offensive. He pretty much curled into himself and looked grossed out. I was like Uh....just doing my job man. He said, "That is just...it's just too much. No, thank you."
Dude..I wasn't going to tell you anything personal. Although I mean....we're in a fucking sex shop, dude! It gets a little personal in here from time to time. He acted like I was going to go into gross detail about my own vagina and it just disgusted him. Goodness. Get the fuck over yourself. This is where I work. I hear a lot of feedback on these products. Thought maybe you could use some help because you look fucking lost! MY BAD. I'm gross. dirty gutterbutt trolop. Yup. Grow up dude. Thanks, have a good day!
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