Please PLEASE do not bring in your old, dirty, used sex toys into the store. Once they leave us, we want them gone forever.
Do not bring them in to ask us how to replace the batteries. Don't bring it in and tell us it sucked. Don't throw them into the counter with complaints. It's really very disgusting. It's rude. On occasion, it's really smelly.
Remember, it's against the law for us to do returns on your gross, used toys. Also, it's fucking gross. Yell at me all you want, just keep your dildo away from me.
HUGS N KISSESSSSSS
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