I love a man with a limp dick.

Fun fact: In a sex shop...language has no barriers. Dudes from all walks of life and countries of origin can and will hit on you. Language difference is only a small obstacle to them. They want porn shop girls and they want them now. It's creepy in any language.

There is a fellow who comes into the store every week, if not every DAY. He is from Colombia and knows very little English. I happen to be fluent in Spanish so he always comes to me for help. He will go to the other girls if I'm not there or if I happen to be hiding. Not going to lie here, he is a handsome man and he always smells nice. Even so, he creeps us all out. It creeps us out how often he comes in and buys nothing. He'll just ask about stuff to make him last longer and make his dick bigger. He's asked me about the same pills like a milli times.
I convinced him to buy a penis pump. This is because it's the only thing we carry to make a man's penis bigger and thicker. So...yeah. He got it. He likes to come in and let me know how his "progress" is going. Fascinating.

He came in one day and asked what lube was for. Well sir, it's used to lubricate. Lubricate what? Um....really?!

All he ever buys are pocket pussies, erectile dysfunction pills, stuff to keep him going, and the grossest of porns. Please sir, stop asking me how I am. I told you. Leave. I love a man with a limp dick problem, but I'm good THANKS,