Thursday, December 17, 2009

Um, sir....your balls are showing.

I have never had anyone, man or woman, expose themselves to me in public. It finally happened to me at work. Who knew this sort of thing really happened to people at porn shops? Not I.

A tiny Hispanic man came into the store wearing tiny running shorts. They were super short but kind of baggy. He went to the anal aisle, which happens to face the cash register where we were standing. We noticed that he was crouching and we just assumed he was checking out the anal plugs on the bottom of the rack. Wrong. Oh so wrong! Once one of the girls looked over she saw him in all of his glory! She noticed that his cock AND balls were just hanging out of his shorts. ALL OUT OF HIS SHORTS! No one had a clue on what to do in the situation. Did he know? Could he feel a breeze on his junk? The fans were on he had to feel a breeze! Maybe he didn't know!

He knew. We realized this when he made eye contact and smiled at us. Sick. He had done it on purpose. That, or he did it on accident and enjoyed the results. The results being two very disgusted and disgruntled employees.

He was asked to leave and to take his cock n balls with him. He was officially banned. He was not charming.


Balls.

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