Tonight a woman came in and she was wasted! I mean stumbling drunk. Her shirt was up and her stomach was hanging out. She kept hiccuping like a drunken cartoon mouse. She looked like shit. She bought a nice dildo.
I kept watching her because she was hilarious. I have to admit that watching her stumble around with her friends was pretty entertaining. It was even more entertaining because her friends were not drunk, it was just her. Her friends genuinely wanted to find a sexy toy for themselves and she just bought one because her friends were doing it too. I rang her up and the only thing she said to me was, "I cut hair. My customers just bought me this dildo. TAKE THAT ASSHOLES!"
Priceless.
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