It seems like today was Bring-Your-Baby-to-the-Sex-Shop Day! No, really, like three women tried to bring their children into the shop where I work. What is wrong with these women?! I wish that today was the first time we had to shoo away a baby, but it is not. We've actually had mothers come in with their 5 year old kids. They walk in covering their eyes. INTO A SEX SHOP! Seriously, where is your good parenting?
The first lady who brought in her bouncing baby joy boy actually got mad at us. She was genuinely pissed the fuck off that she could not bring in her baby. We told her it was our policy. It's not only our store policy, but it's also a state policy. No minors allowed. Babies are super minors. She got super pissed off and yelled at us. She realized that between the three of us that bundle of joy was not getting into the store...so she stormed out but not before swinging the door open dramatically and yelling "OH FUCK YOU!". IN FRONT OF THE BABY! Geez. I have the mouth of a sailor and I'm by no means a good example for parenting but uh....wtf, lady?
Sorry you can't bring your kid into the store full of fake dicks.
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